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Post by pmcburney on Nov 9, 2015 3:55:17 GMT -5
If you don't drain the fluids overnight, you'll need a wet suit. For the win ooh them's fightin words there Jess! Do I have to mention Crocodile Dundee? Well, we have Chuck Norris! I like the term "f**k-off mallet" Ha, yeah that might be an Aussie thing. I know it from visiting a mate's place to borrow and use the biggest hammer he had. It was gigantic, and when we used it as intended, and it worked a treat, all we both could say was "f**k off!"...
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Post by Jess on Nov 9, 2015 22:48:09 GMT -5
Zachy boy....
You are a funny man!
I about blew coffe out my nose this morning.
Best
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FC Zach
3rd Gear
Eagleville, TN
Posts: 335
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Post by FC Zach on Nov 9, 2015 23:55:58 GMT -5
Zachy boy.... You are a funny man! I about blew coffe out my nose this morning. Best
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Post by Jess on Nov 10, 2015 19:43:21 GMT -5
McB,
I will tell a funny story on myself. One day, I was trying break down a clutch side and I was beating the SH*T out of this damn bike up the stand. I was whacking away with a leather hammer and the stubborn SOB would not budge.
Many many flowery words were flying about the shop... as they often did and I had actually started to break a sweat I had been whackin the damn thing so hard to get it to break loose.
I had actually given up and grabbed a nylon pry bar out of the box and was fixin to start prying away on the clutch cover, breaking my own rule...
Zachy walked by and said... "Are you sure you got all the bolts out?"
I said... "Of course I got all the F*&^ing bolts out... *&^%$#@!(*&^%$#$#@@$%^&*(()....
He walked over, looked at it and said... "What about this one?" and turned around and walked off...
I stood there for a minute... looked at it... took the bolt out. Cover came right off...
I can laugh about it now... then... not so much.
Best,
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Post by Jess on Nov 10, 2015 19:44:27 GMT -5
If they actually have a F&^K off! brand hammer down under... send me several.
I still want a can of "Start, Ya Bastard"
Best,
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Post by h2e Al In Aus on Nov 11, 2015 2:37:08 GMT -5
ha Jess I will send you some engine oil (start u ) send me your address in a message , you do realise its not ment to be on plane , its good stuff . ur Al in AUs
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Post by goandy on Nov 11, 2015 4:50:52 GMT -5
Surely everyone has a "f**k Off" hammer in their toolbox? (Tim, I'm sure you had one or two knocking around your garage?) Wayne, Al and Paul obviously have one. I find mine especially useful for making fine tuning adjustments to the carby on my bike...
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Post by goandy on Nov 11, 2015 4:58:20 GMT -5
The aforementioned "f**k Off" hammer is also excellent at clearing a blocked nozzle on your can of "Start Ya Bastard"!
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FC Zach
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Eagleville, TN
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Post by FC Zach on Nov 11, 2015 12:25:18 GMT -5
Zachy walked by and said... "Are you sure you got all the bolts out?" I said... "Of course I got all the F*&^ing bolts out... *&^%$#@!(*&^%$#$#@@$%^&*(().... He walked over, looked at it and said... "What about this one?" and turned around and walked off... I stood there for a minute... looked at it... took the bolt out. Cover came right off... I can laugh about it now... then... not so much. I remember that day good times!
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Post by timpa136 on Nov 11, 2015 15:05:17 GMT -5
The aforementioned "f**k Off" hammer is also excellent at clearing a blocked nozzle on your can of "Start Ya Bastard"! This thread just gives me a smile and gives me that warm and fuzzy feeling all over. Tim
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Post by h2e Al In Aus on Nov 11, 2015 20:19:15 GMT -5
good that your checking Wayne , Iwas going to list it as dangerous goods and surface mail only
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Post by wayne on Nov 11, 2015 21:54:02 GMT -5
Appreciate that Al, wasn't sure if you were going to send it by air. Thirty years of flying and fire on board was about the only thing that bothered me by then.
Cheers,
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Post by Jess on Nov 11, 2015 22:26:11 GMT -5
ha Jess I will send you some engine oil (start u ) send me your address in a message , you do realise its not ment to be on plane , its good stuff . ur Al in AUs Al, I will be in your debt... That will go on my shelf of oddball stuff. I love it. Please let me know what I owe you. Thanks!
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FC Zach
3rd Gear
Eagleville, TN
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Post by FC Zach on Nov 12, 2015 2:09:15 GMT -5
I'm gonna be so jealous of this, better hide that can
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Post by pmcburney on Nov 12, 2015 3:32:18 GMT -5
I foresee me using a bit of 'SYB' on my RE after it's six-month layup.
I'll think about you, Jess and Zach, while I'm spraying it down the carb throat...
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